February 2012
blonts:
today i get paid
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I hoped for nothing. And yet I lived in expectation.
– Stanisław Lem
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But where are you parents from?
Stranger: Wow you speak perfect English Where are you from?
Me: New Hampshire
Stranger: whaaaaa!? No but where are your parents from?
Me: Bismarck, North Dakota
Stranger: (moment of silence and confusion)
Stranger: But you speak Spanish too!
Me: Your point?
Stranger: (Quizzical expression)
Stranger: But you have no accent! (and walks away)
I hate it when random people try to find out the origins of why it is that I can speak Spanish and for some wonderful act of god also be able to speak English with no accent. So I lie about where my parents and I are from just to throw them off some more hahahaha. Putos!
BAM
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I just made Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Dip
AND
Cheesecake Stuffed Strawberries
YUMMM
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My mom really came and took my sleeping pills because she doesn’t want me to “die like celebrities” uhhh..
My stuff isn’t even that good.
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I hate when I have to study and every room in the house is occupied, there is sports, video games, Sabado Gigante fuuuuu too much noise, too many distractions.
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Stranger on Ventura blvd: Te amo
Me: Cool, Who the fcuk are you?
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